Brush Your Damn Teeth

Three years. I hadn’t been to the dentist in three years. Turns out, they won’t let you go when you’re pregnant; and, I’ve spent a lot of time either pregnant or in a postpartum haze. Normally, I would be pretty excited about the prospects of professional teeth cleaning; I just love that slippery clean tooth […]

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What’s That Smell?

Sometimes, parenting stinks. While I could do a whole post on the metaphorical ways parenting sometimes stinks, this one is all about the literal. And I’m #soblessed that I wouldn’t dare insinuate that life with kids is anything other than unicorns, rainbows and Elsa popsicles. I TRY not to be the stinky one. I use […]

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Parenting Expert

Everything I know in life about parenting I learned from raising my three kids. “Three kids?!” you say. That should make you an expert. I’d like to think so, but that’s a big N-O. I’ve learned that just when you think you know what you’re doing, the next one changes everything up. What worked for […]

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A Freezer Full of Lies

I lied. I didn’t tell you what I was doing. I’ve never done anything like this before. Really, I did it for your own good. I bought the french fries with the hidden vegetables inside. The broccoli fries. And you liked them. You liked every bite. Did I feel a little wrong, a little dirty, […]

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