I lied. I didn’t tell you what I was doing. I’ve never done anything like this before. Really, I did it for your own good. I bought the french fries with the hidden vegetables inside. The broccoli fries. And you liked them. You liked every bite. Did I feel a little wrong, a little dirty, […]Read more "A Freezer Full of Lies"
I fantasize about leaving my husband… but not for the reasons you’d think. My husband works very long hours. I work two days a week but am currently on maternity leave with our third child. His schedule essentially leaves me as the sole childcare provider to our 2 year, 3 year, and 6 week old […]Read more "My Shitty Weekend. Or, Why I Fantasize About Leaving My Husband"
Not long ago, I was discussing car road trips with a friend and memories of the game “Would You Rather” got my mama mind racing. I love games and I love wine (and margaritas) and even more so, the beautiful love child of the two– the drinking game. So, I created the “Never Have I Ever” […]Read more "Never Have I Ever: Parenthood Edition"
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